Healer

'D' didn't feel well today. You know, us felines can sense these things. Call it ESP, or CESP (cat esp). The only thing I can do, is let 'D' know that I understand that he is feeling under the weather. A warm, fuzzy, kitty can do wonders for an aching body, an aching heart, and an aching soul.

I wonder if I can patent myself? Maybe create a pill of some sort. If I could I imagine I could make a millions dollars $$$$$$.

But I wouldn't do that. I enjoy helping 'D' feel better. It is a natural part of who I am, of who we cats are. We (felines) are healers. It's our gift. And it is not natural to make money from a gift.

But then again, I sure could use a new cat food bowl.