Chairs

Well today I was home alone, as usual. Both D&D work, so I do spend about 10 hours a day by myself. That is okay because I am wonderful company to myself. Today in particular I was bored. I spend some time sleeping on their TV chairs. The chairs they sit in when they come home. They sit on those chairs and watch the television. I have noticed a slight difference about they chairs. When D&D are not home, the chairs are comfy - but it's not the same. You see, when they come home from work, they sit in those chairs and have their coffee and tea (and sometimes a snack); read the newspapers and watch TV. I sometimes will lay on one of their laps, and sleep. But sometimes I lay there and act as though I am sleeping. It's a ruse. I can lay there for as long as they can sit there. Because I know that one of them will have to get up (for nature will call), and once they rise from that chair - I jump onto that chair, curl up into a ball and fall asleep. The chair is so warm and comfy! They call me a chair stealer. I call it intelligence. Who wants to sleep in a cold chair?