Wrapping Paper

I love the wrapping paper that 'D&D' tore off their Christmas gifts! The paper made so much noise when they were unwrapping! And to my delight, they crunched the paper up into balls and tossed them onto the floor.
"TOYS!", my mind shouted.
Oh yes! Toys, toys, toys! I batted them about, watching them roll across the floor making their crinkling noises. I chased after them, and batted them some more. I was having so much fun.
And then it happened!
Scotch tape. A piece of the wrapping paper had scotch tape attached to it, and needless to say, one part of the tape stuck to my beautiful, white fur. I didn't realize it at first. I knew something was wrong when one of the balls of wrapping paper started following me .... slowly at first. But when I began moving faster - it moved faster. I started a slow run, and it moved faster. It was chasing me! It was alive! I had to get away. But no matter how fast I ran, or where I ran; that stupid balls of christmas wrap followed me. I was getting scared! What would happend to me if it caught me????
After a little bit of running (which felt like hours), it finally stopped chasing me. Upon closer inspection I noticed the scrotch tape. That nasty sticky stuff. The ball of paper wasn't alive after all. IT was stuck to my pretty fur, so whenever I moved it moved. I felt foolish.
I will have to get even with 'D&D'. I didn't think it was very funny, but 'D' did.
Number one rule when living with a feline. Never, EVER, piss us off. Because we can wait forever to cash in on a payback.
Hmmmmm, I wonder how 'D' would like hearing me MEOW at 3 in the morning????
Well, there is only one way to find out (insert wicked kitty grin here).