Human Politics

I heard 'D&D' talking the other day about politics. Politics. Politics. If you say it enough times, it sound silly. It's a silly word. From what I can understand, Politics is .......... mmmmmm it's hard to put into words, well kitty words. Bascially humans vote for a leader, or a law, or something of that nature. It seems 'D&D' are more chatty about electing a leader. So, humans go out and vote for whom they want to head the country. The politicians spend millions and millions of dollars to win. It all sounds really complicated to me.
I like the way we (meaning felines) do it. We hiss, growl and show our fangs and claws. Then we beat the crap out of each other, and who doesn't run away .... wins. Isn't that simple? No boring TV or newspapers ads, no back-stabbing, no twisting lies into truth .... none of that bologna. So that is how we decide who is the 'leader'. Once a feline becomes the 'leader' in that manner, all the rest of the felines go about their business, just as they had before the 'election'. And we didn't spend a single dime.
I'm not saying that the politicians should get together and beat the crap out of each other. But it WOULD be fun to watch .... don't you think? I really don't know what the answer would be so solve this politics hooey. I'm a cat. I use a litter box. Sometimes I drink from the toilet. But I do know this .... a leader is not elected. A leader is not self-righteous. A leader solves problems with unconventional thinking. A leader nurtures others. A leader offers options and does not dictate.
Hmmmm a leader sounds to me like a white fuzzy cat, with one amber eye and one blue eye (wink wink).