Sleep Little Kitty

Yes, there I am ..... sleeping as usual. It was a beautiful day. Almost 80. I enjoyed looking out the window, and feeling the breeze upon my face. I know that the cold months are coming, D&D broke out the jackets last week.

You may be wondering why I am sleeping upon a newspaper. Well - believe it or not, after 'D&D' read it, I decided to skim through the news. Don't know about the other kitties out there, but I am tired of reading about the presidential canidates. Sure, both canidates feel they are both qualified for the job. And yadda yadda yadda.

Because in the feline world, we do not have elections - so I find this 'running for president' thing a wee bit boring. A lot of finger pointing, name calling and mud slinging.

I really don't know who I would vote for, if I could vote.

Am I a Demokat? Or a Republicat? Or maybe a Independacat.

I think I need to ponder this for a bit longer. Hmmmm kitty treats help me think.

Now if I can only get 'D or D' to follow me downstairs to where the treats are located - I would be a happy kitty with a snack in my belly.

A Buzzing Fly

Just a simple question, mind you. This is for all of you humans out there in cyberworld.

Why does it take a number of humans to kill one, little, itty, bitty flying insect? I mean, you run around with rolled up newspapers, flyswatters, shoes, bags, magazines, brooms and mops - swinging wildly to squash some flying bug or wasp. It's rather funny to watch. I am so surprised that big ole humans, are so afraid of a flying bug, that you have to chase it around the entire house with some type of weapon, to squash it.

Me? I stalk, jump, pounce and WHAM! The deed is done.

You humans waste way too much energy!

Newspaper

Every Sunday, D&D awake with just a little bit of eagerness. It took me about a month or so to realize that they enjoyed Sunday mornings because of the newspaper. They enjoy reading that big, bundle of newsprint. I watch as they flip threw the pages, reading here, scanning there. It seems to bring a bit of joy to them. I guess it is relaxing for them, reading the newspaper in the morning with their coffee and tea. To me, it's just a bunch of papers ... that make a great nest. I really love sleeping on it. The only drawback I can think of, is that it makes my butt smell of ink.