The Guitar

'D' has a guitar. He rarely plays it these days, and when he does play it, I think it sounds like a bunch of noise. Noise that hurts my senses. I am sure everyone knows what a guitar is. It's an instrument with 6 strings attached to it, and when 'D' strums those strings, it suppose to make music. Well .... don't want to hurt 'D's feelings, but what comes out of that speaker is NOT what I call music.

Music is suppose to be soothing .... relaxing ..... pleasant to the ears.

When 'D' plays, what comes out of the speaker is loud, throbbing, thumping, grinding, and just plain NOISE.

'D' will say something like, 'This is Black Sabbath', or 'This is Metallica', or 'This is AC/DC'.

I think to myself 'This all sounds the same to me. NOISE!'

Ohhhhh, it I didn't think I would get shocked, I would gnaw through the cord that he uses to play the guitar into the amp. Then I would hear what I like to hear - nothing.

Jimi Hendrix he ain't.