Milk

It is a myth that all cats love milk. I really do not care for it. To be honest, I'd rather have water. Milk is ...... white. Boring, boring white. It does not taste at all like my mother's milk. And it's cold. White and cold. The only thing I like about milk, is the plastic ring that holds the cap in place. You know what ring I am talking about. When you opening a 'jug' of milk, that little 'snapping' noise happens, and the ring comes off. I love that thing! My favorite toy in the whole world. I love to bite it, bat it around the house, pick it up with my teeth and toss it into the air. What fun that is. D&D do buy me cat toys when they go out shopping, and I do play with them (especially the ones with cat-nip. I would assume in the human world, you react to pot the same way). But the milk jug ring ... now that is a true toy! It's simple, it's just the right size, and brings me hours of fun! I really do not understand how a human can play a 'PlayStation' for hours on end. I mean, it just sits there. You can't bite it, pick it up and throw it into the air. It just sits there. It makes a lot of noise. Ahhh, but the milk jug ring. Simple pleasure. Isn't that what all of us are asking of life?