Chasing the Tail

Okay. I admit it. I chase my own tail. I know you humans think that it is odd that I would do so. Going around in a circle, trying to catch my tail. Running up the stairs, down the stairs, through the living room and dining room, into the kitchen; then back up the stairs. I know what humans are thinking, 'look at that silly cat - chasing it's own tail'. Ummmmm excuse me. It's called exercise. Ever hear of it? It keeps you fit. If you ask me, I think jogging is silly. Running down the sidewalk, or roadway, or wherever - just running at a constant pace. Checking your watch. Listening to your music on your mp3 player that is attached to some silly string that goes into your ear. Running, running, running. Running to nowhere. At least I am chasing something. Humans sometimes get into their vehicles, then drive somewhere, only to get out and jog. Why not jog there instead of taking your vehicle? Isn't that the purpose? To exericise? It's like these humans who work out in their homes. Spend hours a week on their bikes, and treadmills, etc., only to get into their vehicles and drive two blocks to the grocery store to pick up some soda. Hmmmmm now I think that is SILLY.