Free at last - free at last

Well, the other day I had a wonderful experience.

When 'D&D' arrived home from work, they open the back door to the kitchen. Actually it's two doors. The steel outside door, and an inner screen/glass door. Now the inner door shuts very, very slowly.

The other day, I decided to find out exactly what is on the other side of the doors. So - I slipped through as the screen/glass door was slowly closing.

Wow! It was so spacious outside. I could feel wind!!!! I could feel the sun on my pretty fur!!!!
I could feel the warm deck wood beneath my paws!!!! I could feel ....... 'D''s big hand grab my furry body and pull me back inside!

Man - what a bummer!!!! I was so enjoying my 'freedom'.

Hmmmmm! Just wait. I'll get even for that! Hmmmm maybe I'll run around the house in the middle of the night, with my favorite chew toy in my mouth, and 'meow' until my voice becomes horse! (insert sly kitty grin here).

Sitting Pretty

Oh I was just sitting pretty, upon the kitchen counter, looking out the window, minding my own business when 'D' decided to take a picture of me. Oh it made me mad. The noise of the camera snapped me out of my 'kitty day dream'.

I had spotted a tasty looking birdie outside, so inside my mind I was outside, chasing after the birdie. Oh it was so fun. The wind in my fur, the smell of dirt in the air, the warmth of the sunshine upon my pretty face. Then, that stupid camera noise awoke me from my spring-time trance.

Just wait ..... the next time 'D' is asleep, all snug in the bed, with visions of whatevers dancing in his head - I'm going to wake his butt up! See how he likes it!

Sounds

Today was windy. Very windy. The windows rattled, and what leaves were left on the trees rustled. When the house is quiet, everything is magnified --- every noise is ten-fold; and I catch myself jumping at every little sound.
And I find myself hearing sounds that are not there. It doesn't frighten me, just startles me.
Sounds are funny little things. I can hear sounds that 'D&D' do not hear. When I cock my head to listen, and they see that; they in turn cock their heads to listen. Sometimes I just act like I hear something, just to watch them. They are a constant source of amusement. If I do that enough times, they begin to actually believe they hear something. I just grin my cat grin, laughing to myself (disguised as purring of course), and lay my head back down for a nap. And I do not think they will catch on. I do it to them all the time. Humans can be so gullible.
And sometimes I will rise up from a nap, and stare at the window, or the door. As if something is on the other side waiting to get it. 'D&D' will, in turn, stare at whatever I am staring at - as if some bad boogie man is lurking behind the widow or door. I really chuckle over that!
Hey, I have to keep these humans on their toes, don't I?