A.B.D.

A.B.D. Another boring day. The house is so quiet when 'D&D' are not home. No TV, no sounds of footsteps, no voices. Only the creaks and cracks that an old house makes. It took me a long time to get used to those noses.

The first time I heard them, I thought intruders were in the house. I would sneak into each and every room and look around, sniff, and discover nothing. Sometimes it would take me 4 or 5 hours to explore each room.

I realized it was just the way an old house is.

Sort of like humans.

I have hear humans talk about creaking bones and joints. Especially old humans.

Am I going to make those sounds when I am an old cat?

I hope not! It would make it very difficult to sneak up and scare 'D&D'.

Does anyone know where I can get a can of cat oil?