Oh The Humanity (or Catmanity)!

I'm not really a political feline ...... but c'mon guys!

Does anyone know how much money is spent, by-for-on canidates, for an election??????
I do believe it is an obscenely amount of $$$$$.

Does one realize how much that money would come in handy for the kitties (and kiddies)???
Ohhhhhh don't get me started!!!!! Kitties and kiddies are only the tip of the iceberg!

I will never under humans! I am amazed that most of the human population isn't on the edge right now!

Okay okay okay. I've gotten off my soupbox (for the time being).

Let's get on with my kitty blog.

. Today .... I ate a bug.

The End.

Lazy Day

What a lazy day today. I spent most of my time napping and just being a big lazy kitty. I do enjoy sitting on the counter near the kitchen door so I can look outside.

Do you think I'm fat? 'D&D' say that I have a 'purse'. (A little pouch at my stomach). Hmmmm I don't think I have one. I think I am very handsome.

Besides, a male cat would never, ever carry a purse. Or a wallet for that matter. I have no money - just good looks!

Healer

'D' didn't feel well today. You know, us felines can sense these things. Call it ESP, or CESP (cat esp). The only thing I can do, is let 'D' know that I understand that he is feeling under the weather. A warm, fuzzy, kitty can do wonders for an aching body, an aching heart, and an aching soul.

I wonder if I can patent myself? Maybe create a pill of some sort. If I could I imagine I could make a millions dollars $$$$$$.

But I wouldn't do that. I enjoy helping 'D' feel better. It is a natural part of who I am, of who we cats are. We (felines) are healers. It's our gift. And it is not natural to make money from a gift.

But then again, I sure could use a new cat food bowl.