Cat and Mouse

Yes, cats and mice can get along.

Humans should learn from this example. I really have a hard time understanding how humans operate. And why humans spend so much of their time disliking other humans, or other beings. Doesn't that make you tired? Doesn't it waste so much of your spiritual energy?

Me? I am thankful I am a cat. I fill my days with playfulness and laughter. And my tummy with nice, tasty kitty treats and food.

World would be a much nicer place, don't you think?

So the next time you see someone who looks different, or acts different, or voices a different opinion. Just do what we cats do. Grab them, hold them, and just lick the dickens out of them!

Mouse

Today I'd like to write a poem about the mouse.

Enjoy.

The Mouse - By Keldan

The mouse.
Furry little thing that loves the cheeses.
The mouse.
Scurrying through the house as it pleases.
The mouse.
Laughing at humans with so little care.
The mouse.
Not knowing that this is Keldan's lair.

Run little mousey
Run and hide.
This is my house -
And if you decide.
To come around here
To spread your woe.
You'll end up in my tummy
I'll eat you up ... so.

Run little mousey
As fast as you can.
Before I catch you
and turn you into spam.

The End.