Oh No! Not Another Pizza Picture!

Okay guys - I'll have you know, that posting this picture was not my idea! I opposed it. A picture of me atop a pizza box has already been posted to my blog - but 'D' decided that I needed to post the other picture.

Do I have a silly look on my face or what! Anyone who has read my previous posts, know that I laid (innocently I might add) atop one of the pizza boxes because A) it was warm ... B) the pizzas smelled wonderful ... and C) I was hungry.

As you can see from this picture I am a little bit ummmmmmm excited (otherwise known as my tummy demanding some pizza). I know my tail looks a little blurred - but I was swishing it around and around showing my intense pleasure of the pizza that was about to come.

And yes, I did receive a nibble of the pizza. And it was good. And I relished every morsel!

And contrary to what 'D' thinks, pizza does not taste better the next day. In fact, I thought it tasted rather cold, stiff, ungiving, and just plain yucky! I could't believe how 'D' eats day old pizza, smacking his lips, getting that red sauce over his face!

Now hard cat food on the other hand, taste wonderful day after day, no matter how long it has been out in the bowl. And of course I have never seen 'D' eat even a morsel of my hard dry cat food. What's with that? If I can taste 'D's food, surely he can taste mine! It's only fair. Maybe 'D' is afraid that he would like it - and want it all for himself.

I wish I could operate a digital camera. I would LOVE to get a picture of 'D' lying on his back, on the sofa, watching TV, and eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream. See how he would like if I posted THAT on my blog for all the world to see.

Now I am lost - I cannot remember what I really wanted to blog about. All this talk of pizzas has gotten me a little bit hungry.

Guess I'll head downstairs to the TV room, and hopefully 'D' has left a doughnut, or a snack on the side table for me to nibble on.

Community Food

'D&D' went to visit 'D' s mother over the weekend. They were gone all day, leaving me to roam this big house all alone. I really didn't mind at all - no one to interrupt my nap time.

'D' did bring back some photos he took. 'D' showed me this one. Six kitties. Well, 5 kitties and 1 mommy kitty. Pretty bunch, don't you think? They always eat until they get their bellies full.
I don't know their names.

The kitties are lucky - having someone to play with all day long. I think I would like that. But that would mean another kitty in MY house - and that just wouldn't do at all.

Hmmmmm maybe 'D&D' could rent a kitty for a day for me to play with.

No, I'm too selfish (and proud of that), and wouldn't want 'D&D' attention taken from me.

I'm very happy and content living where I am, and with 'D&D'.

Ohhhh I think I see a fly buzzing around. Gotta go!

Isn't It Darling!!!

Isn't it Darling!

Humans have such an interesting (and sometimes bizarre) way of expressing themselves. They love to use words. And I have noticed that they use them as weapons more times than they should. But that's another blog for another day.

Well, I was listening to 'D' talking to the other 'D' a few days ago, and 'D' was repeating a conversation he heard between two ummmm what did he call them ..... oh yeah 'little ole ladies'. One of them said to the other, 'Oh my, isn't the dish just darling!'

Oh boy, did I grin from ear to ear. How can a dish be 'darling'???? I heard humans call each other 'darling'. I heard that quite a bit. But a dish????

I see a dish, my first thought, I can assure you, is NOT 'darling'. My first thought is FOOD!

"Oh look at that darling dish. It would match my darling tablecloth, along with my darling table. Which of course, matches the darling wallpaper in my darling dining room. I love my darling dining room. In fact, I love my darling house, in my darling city, in my darling state, in my darling country, in this darling world!"

Where is a baseball bat when you need one?

PS. Oh, the picture is of the Geigo mascot Gecko, sunning himself while on vacation.

Food.

Tonight when 'D&D' came home from work, I received my usual portion of cat food. The kind that is in the little pouches. It was of the seafood variety. I really do enjoy it. Don't know exactly what it was. Could have been salmon. Could have been tuna. Could have been shrimp. Who knows? It all looks and basically tastes the same.

'D' cooked dinner tonight for himself and 'D'. I jumped up onto the counter to watch.
He opened a box, took out 2 cans of something and dumped them into a corningware pan. Then he mixed some white powder and water, and made this sticky, gooy mess, that he spooned on top of whatever was in the cans.

It smelled wonderful.

Then 'D' popped it into the oven ("at 400 degrees for 30 minutes" he muttered to himself).

The oven alarm went off. And 'poof'. Dinner was done. Boy did my mouth water! It smelled sooooooooo good and yummy. I could smell chicken, and sauces and all kinds of wonderful scents.

But did I get any of this? Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Me oh my, it's so unfair. My dinner comes out of a little pouch (all cold to boot), while 'D&D' dine on freshly made, hot, yummy food.

Mmmmmm, if only I can figure out how to operate that huge white stove-thingy! I would cook me up a real meal - fit for a king!

Well ...... I shouldn't complain. After all 'D' did give me a bite of his pastry tonight.

A Christmas Party

Saturday (12/15/07), 'D&D' had a Christmas Party for some friends they work with. I had such a good time! Some of these humans I haven't seen for a couple of years, and some of the humans were knew to me! I liked them all. All those different smells and scents. Some of them had the scent of other felines on them, others had the scent of doggies. My nose was doing overtime!

Oh, and the food! YUMO! I had the pleasure of sampling turkey, ham, cheesecake, and other types of delicious human foods!

And some of the humans played with me. I really enjoyed that!

My favorite part of the evening is when the humans began unwrapping the gifts. Oh that lovely sound of crinkled paper! To me, it was the sound of toys! I think a good time was had by all, especially me. I LOVE being the center of attention.

Of course, everyone thought I looked fabulous (which of course I do).

Hmmmm, maybe I should throw a party! Invite all the cats from the neighborhood! Wouldn't that be fun???? Hmmmmmmmm - maybe not. What if 'D&D' decided that the home needs another feline? Perish the thought!! No - that will never do. This is my home - and whether 'D&D' realizes it or not, they are my pets. Nope! This house needs no more pets - 'D&D' will do just fine!