Black and White

D&D have to wear black clothing where they work. They make comments about wearing black all the time. Everyone there has to wear black, so that they look similair. Hmmmm, I'm not a college graduate, but that sounds like a uniform to me.
Regardless, I find it - I don't know - ironic that I am a white cat and they wear black clothes. Needless to say, my beautiful, pristine 'hair' usually (most always), ends up on their black clothes.
Oh you can hear the grumblings in the morning. And the ripping noise, as sheets are ripped off the lint roller each morning.
And believe you me! I hear about it. DUH! What do D&D expect. Cats shed. I shed. Opposites attract. White fur -------- black clothes. Maybe I should write a poem about it. Yeah! That's the ticket!

Black and White By Keldan

I stretch.
White strands of perfection float upward.
They ride the wind currants - dancing to silent music.
They dance their dance, knowing that the wind ride will end.
They see the darkness.
It calls to them.
'Come dance with me. Come dance on my dark dance floor.'
Like a moth to flame, they lite upon the darkness.
And dance their dance of joy.

"KELDAN! YOU GOT FUR ALL OVER MY WORK CLOTHES"

The End.

Color Blind

Am I color blind? Are all felines color blind? According to test that humans ran, we are, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda. Humans really love to hear themselves talk. I know what red is. And blue. And green. And yellow. Who is to say that I do not see in color. Do humans really think they know what thoughts go on inside my mind? The last I heard, humans do not know what 75% of their own brain can do. How do they know what I see inside my mind? Can humans measure imagination? Can humans measure dreams? Can humans measure fantasy? If humans can measure dreams, can they see exactly what the dreamer sees? Like a video screen? I think not. (I realize I am sounding catty. Sorry). I wish humans were color blind. Maybe the whites would not hate the blacks because they are black. Maybe the blacks will not hate the whites .... I think you get the picture. I mean, you wouldn't know what color anyone was. Everyone would be a shade of grey. Maybe then the world will be a little less hostile. Maybe then the world will be a little more kinder. Maybe then. But until then, I slink around in my own cat world ... colorblind. You humans do not know what you are missing.