Christmas Tree

Today D&D put up their Christmas Tree. It seems to be a tradition with humans. There are plenty of trees outside, millions of them - but they drag this fake one up from the basement and set it up. The straighten the branches, plug it into the wall outlet, and the lights come on. I watch in amusement, knowing full well that there are plenty of good, live trees outside. Then they spent a good amount of time putting these ummmmm, they call them ornaments, on the tree. That is my favorite part of the whole scene. D&D stand back and admire the tree, with it's pretty lights and ornaments. I have to admit, the tree does look wonderful. I look at them with graditude in my eyes. I can hardly wait until they leave the house. Then it will be just me, and the tree. And all of those kitty toys they hung from the branches. Man - I LOVE THIS HOUSE.

The Mirror

I discovered the mirror today. Above the sink in the human's bathroom. I was curious about the while bowl they call a 'sink'. I would hear the sound of water coming from this sink whenever they were in front of it. So ...... I jump up onto the sink and ..... NO WATER. I felt as if someone or something was playing a joke on me. That's when I saw him. WOW. He was so beautiful. All white and warm looking. One blue eye and one amber eye. A very handsome cat if I do say so myself. I reached up with my paw to stroke him and instead of a warm, fuzzy cat, I felt a smooth cold surface. It only took me 120 minutes to realize that it was my reflection! One thing I do know from this experience. I know perfection when I see it.

Smoking

Today I'm going to blog about smoking. That nasty habit those two humans who live with me have. What a nasty habit. Putting the long, white tubes of tobacco between their lips, touching the tip with a flame, AND THEN sucking the smoke into their lungs! NASTY! NASTY! NASTY! After they smoke, their breaths stink, their fingers stink, the chairs stink, the curtains stick, the carpet stink! STINK! STINK! STINK! I will never understand what pleasure they arrive from that horrible habit. YUCK! I don't want to be around them when they are smoking. It's just NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!! Of course I have been know to lick my own behind from time to time. Oh ..... well then ...... nevermind.