The Canister of Tease

Today when 'D&D' came home from work, 'D' said to me "Keldan ..... I have a surprise for you."

I was sooooooooo excited. A surprise! For Me!!!

He took it out of the shopping bag. I just looked at it. What the heck was it????

It looked like a huge, glass canister.

"It's a huge, glass canister", 'D' said, grinning.

Now, what the heck would a cat do with a huge, glass canister?? The darn thing is bigger than I am. I can't open it. So what good is it, and why is it mine?

The - to my utter shock - 'D' emptied the bag of my hard cat food, into the glass container and placed it on the floor.

"There you go. All your cat food will be nice and fresh!" he said.

BIG DEAL!

I can't open the stupid thing, and now I have to look at all my tasty cat food, through glass; and not be able to touch it .... smell it .... taste it.

THANKS A LOT!

I would just love to put 16 chocolate bars into a glass container that you cannot open, and see how you react!

Oh the humanity!

PS. Actually the cat food does look real pretty in that glass container.

Mouse

Today I'd like to write a poem about the mouse.

Enjoy.

The Mouse - By Keldan

The mouse.
Furry little thing that loves the cheeses.
The mouse.
Scurrying through the house as it pleases.
The mouse.
Laughing at humans with so little care.
The mouse.
Not knowing that this is Keldan's lair.

Run little mousey
Run and hide.
This is my house -
And if you decide.
To come around here
To spread your woe.
You'll end up in my tummy
I'll eat you up ... so.

Run little mousey
As fast as you can.
Before I catch you
and turn you into spam.

The End.