Mad As A Hatter

Ohhhhhhh I think I made 'D' really angry this evening. I decided to play 'hide and seek', and hide under the table. When 'D' came by, I pounced at him, and scratched his leg. I didn't mean to - I forget that I still have my claws. Ohhhhhh was 'D' angry.

I beat feet upstairs.

A little later I came downstairs, and did my "see I'm a cute kitty cause I'm rolling on the floor and batting at imaginary bugs and squinting my eyes and pulling back my ears and swishing my tail."

I got one of THOSE looks.

So I beat feet into the kitchen. I nibbled on some dry kitty food the slowly walked back into the TV room. I sat there, with my "pitiful sorry looking eyes and face and looks so sad and alone" look.

Well, THAT didn't work.

So I tried that "sneak around the corner and along side the wall and behind 'D's chair and looking up with big beautiful eyes" look.

Well, THAT didn't work.

So then I did that "quickly snapping my head toward the direction of the other room with my ears at attention and my body barely breathing" thing.

"What do you see little boy?" I heard 'D' ask.

(Insert Big Kitty Grin Here). That worked!