Jokes

Question: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
Answer: A sourpuss.

Question: Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Answer: Too many cheetahs.

Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
He sat a new lap record.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.

Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change the litter box once a day.

What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.