Vacuum Cleaners

Vacuum Cleaners! Ohhhh how I hate them.

I do understand their purpose (I am not a moron), but just because I understand - doesn't mean I like.

They are ugly number one. Number two they are noisy. Way too noisy to suit me. There is nothing worse than being awaken from a warm fuzzy nap, by the sound of that darn vacuum cleaner! It scares the you know what out of me when I'm napping.

I know that it cleans the carpets. I know that it sucks up all the dirt, and whatever else is on the floor. And I know that it sucks up all my pretty white fur that I shed.

But still!

You would think that someone would manufacture one with a muffler! Or a silencer.

I haven't figured out a way to disable the vacuum cleaner ..... yet. I stare at it at times, wondering how to ... disable it. And when I do - you can bet your boots that I will post that secret here!